First day of class, Mr. Heaton, the art teacher, welcomed the eleven seniors. “How was your summer vacation?” he asked. “Too long or too short? Show of hands everyone.”

Nine said it was too short, one said it was too long. Jessica didn’t raise her hand. “Can’t decide, huh Jessica?” said Mr. Heaton. “Okay, for your first assignment, do some art about the question ‘too long or too short.’”

That evening at the first meeting of The Naughty Girls Club for the new school year, Jessica told her fellow members Jill and Joanna about Mr. Heaton’s question.

“I’d say too short,” Joanna said. “I could use a few more month of lying on the beach.”

“Too long,” said Jill. “The quicker we get done with high school and on to real life the better.”

Jessica laughed.

“So what did you do for your art project?” Jill asked.

Jessica showed them her painting.

“Yikes,” said Jill.

“Wow,” went Joanna. “Is that Shane’s dick?”

“It is,” Jessica said.

“Is that like just after he’s fucked you?” Joanna asked.

“It is,” Jessica said.

Jill and Joanna studied the painting. “So how does this show too long or too short?” Jill wanted to know.

Jessica explained. “When it comes to a guy’s cock, if it’s too long, when you suck it, it bangs against the back of your throat and you can’t get it all in. You can’t nuzzle his curlies. But if it’s too short you get a mouthful of pubes whether you like it or not, and it’s like sucking your little brother’s dick.”

Jill and Joanna nodded knowingly.

“And the fuck,” Jessica went on. “Too long bashes your cervix. Too short and you might as well be fucking your grandma’s pinkie.”

Jill and Joanna’s face scrunched.

“So what is Shane’s?” Jill asked.

Jessica smiled. “I’m titling this one ‘Just Right.’”