Tomorrow is the interview for summer intern. Paige is so excited. “Oh Cunnykins, I’m sure I won’t sleep a wink. It will be so exiting working under Professor Krick. He’s so smart and knowing and brilliant and handsome. And I got all A’s. I’m a shoo-in, don’t you think?”

Paige awakes early and takes a long hot shower, rehearsing how the interview would go. “I just loved your class. I loved everything about it. You’re such a brilliant teacher. So smart and knowing and brilliant and handsome. I know I’ll be a perfect fit working under you. I’m gushing, aren’t I? I know I shouldn’t gush. I should just be me. But I’m so excited. Oh Gosh, so excited!”