Chapter 10: Unsafe

Debra heard a knock on the door. Hoping that it was finally Lisa, rather than Shelly or Claire returning once more to report their lack of success at finding her, she sprung from her chair and quickly pulled it open. She was getting tired of doing this for Shelly and Claire, but should it actually be Lisa, she’d probably be naked and wanting to get inside pronto.

As soon as the door opened, a tall flannel creature with hunchback and two heads tumbled inside, collapsing on the floor. Debra let out a gasp, readied herself to battle the unholy demon, and then realized that one of the heads belonged to Lisa. The other head, and the tall, lanky body, appeared to be that of a college boy about her age.

Debra shut the door.

Lisa disentangled herself from the flannel and stood up, showing Debra the old, familiar sight of her naked body. Her hair was all over the place, her skin was streaked with dust and grime, and her bare feet were quite filthy.

The boy was similarly disheveled, but clothed, though his shirt was far too big for him and the top few buttons had come undone. He picked himself up, looked Debra in the eye, and held a hand out for her. “Colin.”

Debra took his hand in hers with a confused smile.

“You must be Debra, the witch,” he said. “Ow!”

Colin jerked his arm back, rescuing his hand from Debra’s sudden vice grip. But Debra paid him no attention, as she was too busy glaring daggers at Lisa, who had taken a seat, legs crossed, on Debra’s bed at the end of the room.

“What?” Lisa asked, looking genuinely confused before her eyes widened in realization. “Oh, right, it’s supposed to be a secret, isn’t it? The whole magic thing...”

Debra was fuming. “Yes, Lisa,” she spat through gritted teeth. “And it’s my secret, not yours. When I let you and the others in on it, it was on the understanding that you wouldn’t go running your mouth to random boys you fancied.”

Lisa blushed. Colin looked down at the floor, making himself small and looking like he wanted the ground to swallow him up.

“I’m sorry, Debs,” said Lisa, after a long, awkward silence. “It’s just, well, Colin’s really come through for me today. I woke up naked in the middle of the botanical gardens, unable to even touch clothing, all my belongings gone! If he hadn’t shown up, I would have had to do a solo streak all the way across campus! Heck, he saved me from getting caught by Bethany! Who knows what that would have led to?”

Now it was Colin’s turn to blush, a dopey smile spreading across his face.

Debra crossed her arms, unimpressed. “I told you the counter-curse wasn’t permanent. If you’d listened to me, none of this would be happening right now!”

“You said the onset would be gradual, and I agreed to come to you if I felt like it was returning. But it wasn’t! One minute, I’m totally comfortable wearing multiple layers of normal clothing. The next minute, I’m naked and get an electric shock when I try to pick up a sock!”

“I said it might be gradual, or it could be sudden. I wasn’t sure! Which I also said, but you didn’t listen to me. You were too busy running around with your new friends and going to class, like everything was totally fixed, when I told you it wasn’t.”

Lisa stood up, her face a mask of rage. “Yes, I was busy having a life again, as a normal college student, after being trapped in my dorm room for weeks because I couldn’t wear clothes! I wanted a normal life, how selfish of me!”

“And look were it’s gotten you,” replied Debra bitterly, gesturing at the floor length mirror propped against the wall to the girls’ side. “You’re even worse than before.”

Lisa turned her head to the mirror, and was confronted with her naked body in profile, as well as Colin’s swiftly averted eyes. “Some witch you turned out to be!” she spat.

“Careful, or I’ll turn you into a frog!”

“Frogs don’t have to wear clothes, so maybe that’ll work better than the last thing you tried! Unless it also wears off after two weeks!”

Debra and Lisa were right in each others’ faces at this point, their noses almost touching. Both looked ready to hit the other.

Colin stepped between them in an attempt to prevent this outcome. “Ladies, please, let’s just calm down. Mistakes were made, but we’ve got to move past that.”

“I should turn you into a frog!” shouted Debra. “After Lisa told you everything, that’s really my only safe option...”

Lisa was visibly shaking now. She pulled back her arm, and Debra’s eyes widened. But rather than slapping Debra, she slid her arm around Colin and sidled up to him. “Come on, Colin, let’s get out of here, before Debra the Teenage Bitch tries another one of her shitty spells.”

A war played out across Colin’s countenance. Any observer could see he was frantically calculating his next move, fighting a battle between desires, keenly aware of the naked girl pressing closer and closer to him, and slightly less aware of the witch trying to kill him with her glare.

Colin bit his lip and looked down at Lisa, taking a long moment to take in all of her. Then he looked away from her, and appeared lost in thought, while she slid behind him and started lifting the back of his shirt.

“Wait, Lisa,” he said. “I can’t let this happen.”

Lisa dropped the shirt and gave Colin a confused look. “What are you talking about?”

Colin sighed deeply. “I’m not going to pretend I understand a whole lot about this magic stuff. Debra, Lisa really didn’t tell me that much. But she told me enough for me to know that walking out right now would be a huge mistake.”

Debra’s expression softened, but Colin paid her no mind for the moment, turning to face Lisa. He looked her in the eyes, and then pointedly looked down at her body. “Lisa,” he began, “you told me that a witch put a curse on you that made it really uncomfortable to wear clothes, forcing you to go naked most of the time. That’s really crazy shit and I wouldn’t have believed it if we hadn’t just had the day we had. But here you are, naked in front of a guy you’ve just met, and choosing to get naked piggyback rides rather than put on clothes.”

Lisa blushed deeply. “I ... I’m not usually like this.”

“I know,” said Colin. “And as fucking hot as it is to see you like this, and to carry you around ... and even though a part of me wishes you’d never cover up...” At this, Colin returned his gaze to Lisa’s eyes. “I want you to be cured. I want to see you wearing clothes, and feeling happy, and being confident. And I think your friend Debra is the only person who knows how to make that happen.”

Then he turned to Debra. “Please, Debra, don’t be mad at Lisa because she told me a few things she shouldn’t have. I understand that you value your secrets. Heck, I’m still having trouble believing that magic is actually real. But please, forgive Lisa. I’ll keep your secret, I promise.”

Debra’s expression was a stony mask. Lisa and Colin looked at her with pleading eyes.

“I’m sorry about what I said,” said Lisa, shoulders slumping. “I didn’t mean any of it. I wasn’t thinking straight. It’s been a crazy day. I’m ... really grateful to you, Debra. So far you’ve been the only person who’s come anywhere close to curing me. And I should have listened to you before.”

The muscles in Debra’s face relaxed into a weak smile. Lisa’s dejected expression was eminently pitiable, a trait only enhanced by her involuntary nudity. “Okay,” said Debra. “I forgive you. I probably should have been more understanding myself, given what you’ve been through. This magic stuff is complicated, and I could have explained things better.”

“I’m all ears from now on.”

“Then let’s get you cured. Permanently, this time.”

With a squeal of delight, Lisa sprung forward and hugged Debra, while Colin watched awkwardly from the side. Debra patted her friend on the back, and the hug separated.

“So, how do we do that?” asked Lisa.

“We need to go back to the source. The place the curse was cast.”

“The witch’s boutique.”

“Exactly.”

“Wow, Lisa, you look amazing!” said Colin, as he joined the four girls standing beside the road out of campus. It was dusk, a few days later.

“Thanks,” Lisa said, twirling a strand of blonde hair and blushing slightly. This was the first time he had seen her with clothes on.

Claire was dressed in her normal athleisure outfit, and Shelly in a hoodie and jeans. Debra and Lisa wore matching all-black outfits, consisting of sneakers, jeans and long-sleeved, form-fitting tops. Debra carried a black canvas bag, containing gloves and balaclavas for both of them, a pencil and paper notepad, as well as screwdriver and an unmarked bottle of strange blue liquid.

After Lisa had arrived in Debra’s dorm room, the girls had called a meeting. Colin, being unavoidably in on the secret now, was permitted to participate, on condition that he didn’t spend too much time staring at Lisa.

It was decided that Debra and Lisa would travel to the witch’s boutique in Lisa’s hometown, which wasn’t too far from campus. To avoid attracting undue attention from the witch or any customers, they’d do so at night, after the place had closed. But for any of this to work, Lisa had to be able to wear clothes, at least temporarily.

Lisa’s condition had worsened to a point where this was basically impossible, as she and Colin explained. Even the touch of fabric had become too much for her, though there was the loophole of clothing worn by someone else. After brainstorming some ideas about more piggyback rides or if she could pretend to be a conjoined twin with someone (Shelly’s suggestion), it was unanimously decided that Debra would try recasting her counter-curse that night. Colin had not been permitted to join.

“Witchcraft is girls only, pal,” Debra had said. “And you’ve seen enough skin already.”

It wasn’t a full moon, so Debra had to augment her powers with something she jokingly called “steroids for casting”, a blue liquid she’d procured at great expense. She’d also need it for any magic she’d be doing once they got into the witch’s boutique, hence the bottle in her bag. “We’ll be inside then, with no moonlight to work with.”

The counter-curse spell worked, and the girls were all able to get dressed afterwards.

“I don’t know how long the counter-curse is going to last this time,” Debra said to the group assembled on the roadside, “but it won’t be two weeks, like last time. If we’re lucky, we’ll have just enough time to pull this off. How are you feeling, Lisa?”

Lisa’s face was marked by a strained expression that her friends had long associated with attempts to wear clothes. “My heart is pounding and my stomach is doing jumping jacks, but that might be more because of what we’ve about to do than the clothes. I think I can hold out a while.”

Shelly placed a comforting hand on Lisa’s shoulder and gave her a reassuring look. “It’s not for much longer. Debra’s going to cure you.”

Some way down the road, a blue sedan rounded a corner and came into view. Debra glanced at her phone. “That’s our ride. Wish us luck.”

The girls all exchanged hugs, and Lisa gave Colin a quick kiss. Debra and Lisa waved goodbye as they climbed into the back of the sedan and greeted the rideshare driver. The car turned around, and their friends waved to them as they drove out on their mission.

“Where you ladies off too?” asked the driver, though he already had the location.

“Party at 56 on Seven,” Debra replied nonchalantly. “The theme is all black.”

In a spot of amazingly good luck, this was entirely truthful. Debra and Lisa had discovered that a club just down the road from the mall containing the witch’s boutique was holding an all-black outfit party that very night. To avoid catching a ride to a closed mall and raising undue suspicions, they would catch a ride to the club, pretend to go in, but then go to the mall instead.

“Cool, enjoy,” said the driver.

The trip would take around thirty minutes, during which time Lisa and Debra had to be careful not to speak about their real evening plans, or about any of their other many secrets.

“So ... Colin,” Debra started.