Their junior year of high school almost over, Jessica and Joanna couldn’t wait for summer. “It’ll be so nice not to have the Ps asking me every evening at dinner what I learned in school today,” Joanna said.

“Right,” Jessica agreed. “My aunt asked me that the other day. ‘You learning a lot of useful French?’ she wanted to know after my mom told her I was taking French.”

“What did you say?”

“Baiser c’est bon pour le teint.”

“What does that mean?”

“Fucking is the fastest way to get rid of acne.”

“Really?”

“More or less.”

“But you don’t have acne.”

“See, it works.”

“You’re so naughty.”

“I know. We should start a club. The Naughty Girls Club.”

“We should!”

“And each day we’ll learn some new naughty things.”

“Let’s start now.”

“Yes! I call this meeting of the Naughty Girls Club to order.”

“Ich schließe mich dem Antrag an.”

“So what does that mean?”

“I second the emotion.”

“So what new naughty thing shall we learn today?”

“Something sexy.”

Jessica got the book. 1000 Sexual Positions.

“Hm, don’t seem to be any for two girls.”

“You could ask your dad to get the queer version.”

“Or we could improvise. How about this one?”

“Whew, that was fun.”

“It was.”

“Now what should we do?”

“First, what naughty things did you learn today in Naughty Girls Club?”

“I really like coming. Of course I already knew that.”

“And I really like making you come. But I already knew that, too. I really love how your nipples taste.”

“Mmm. I’m very sensitive there. My nipples are almost as sensitive as my clit. When you fluttered your tongue on my nipple—oh wow! God, I’m tingling just remembering. I felt so swirly. Like being sucked down the drain. Like my whole body was disappearing into orgasm.”

“Yeah, for a moment I thought you were going to fly off into Never Never Land.”

“So what did you learn today?”

“For one thing, that when you gazz you pee.”

“I do not.”

“You do. I could feel it squirting on my chest and dripping down.”

“That wasn’t pee, that was cum.”

“Well, okay, then I learned that when you come you squirt like crazy.”

“You’re not mad at me for...?”

“No, I loved it.”

“Good. So what should we learn about tomorrow?”

“I have an idea.”

“Is it really naughty?”

“It is.”

“Oh, tell me. Tell me right now.”

“Nope. You’ll have to wait until tomorrow.”

“You’re so mean.”

“But you love me anyway.”

“I do.”