Chapter 3: Today’s News Podcast

“Hello listeners, thanks for listening to the number one rated podcast, Today’s News. I’m Sally and we have special guests today. But first, “intact” males were the norm until the late 22ND century. When females finally said enough to male aggression, sexual abuse, harassment, having bodily autonomy taken away, and denied the right to vote, war broke out between female leftists and the conservative male christian right. Husbands and wives, brothers and sisters, friends and neighbors were forced to take sides. For ten years in what became known as the war for female rights, males were finally defeated. Unfortunately, male strongholds in the Middle East and some parts of Africa as well as pockets in Asia, exist today.

The first administration of President Gina Walsh and the founding Mothers rewrote the Constitution. President Walsh, then a general overseeing female special forces during the war, became a world-renown Castratix. She personally took 220 pairs of testicles from males captured on the battlefield, then let the soldier bleed out. It is said that she cut off the testicles of three generals who were her superiors days before war broke out. The Founding Mothers wrote The Taking Law in 2301, which governed male testicles and ejaculate. The Taking Law soon became dogma of the New States of Merica.

The debate over castration flared-up shortly after the war was over, when a study commissioned by the White House and President Walsh, castrated 10,000 males who were still being held as prisoners of war. It was from this study that the foundation of The Taking Law took hold. The study reported diminished aggression and eagerness to please and conformity to female centric laws. But the study caused quite a bit of controversy among critics who accused the War Department of driving the narrative that males needed to be controlled.

For the last 150 years, surveys indicate a large majority of males, from puberty to males in their 90s, are castrated by their female family members because of The Taking Law. They say castration simplifies male welfare. Research has shown that castrated males experience a diminished sex drive, because their bodies have very low levels of the male hormone testosterone. This can cause weight gain, hot flashes, vertigo, loss of body hair, and small breast growth.

Survey’s indicate that a majority of females believe that removing his testicles improves his behavior, though some female scientists are beginning to dispute that. But new research is causing some family’s to question the long-held tenet that taking his testicles is a necessary part of responsible male welfare. There is a small but growing number of female family members who are not castrating males in their family.

“With us today is the Robinson family. Janice Robinson, wife and mother, 34 and her daughter, Amy, 10. Adam Robinson, husband and father, 35 and Randy, age 14. Mrs. Robinson is the VP of marketing for Cutting Edge, the company that makes and sells the ever popular Castrator and appendage ejaculator.”

“Thank you for having us,” Janice replied.

“We have Mrs. Meredith Bell, Castratix, with the Morris Testicle Foundation, a research foundation that funds male testicle research.”

“Hello, Sally, glad to be here,” Mrs. Bell replied.

“Michele Getty, 16, also a Castratix, with The Merican Castratix Association.”

“Thank you for having me,” Michele replied.

“Miss Carole Horowitz, testicle researcher at Raton College, and author of the bestselling book, Our Testicles.”

“Thank you,” Miss Horowitz replied.

“We’ll start with the Robinson family. Between the thighs of Adam and Randy, is an unusual sight, testicles. Could we have your husband and son stand for a moment to show our viewers?”

“Sure,” smiled Janice. “Boys?”

Adam and Randy smiled as they stood up. They weren’t wearing pants or underwear. They both moved their appendage out of the way.

“Well, there you go,” smiled Sally. “Intact males. Do they walk around like this all the time?”

“Sometimes,” replied Janice. “It depends on where we’re going and Amy and I like to show off their testicles. Like today.”

Adam and Randy sat back down smiling.

“I imagine this presents a challenge for you and Amy. Without being castrated, Adam can only work minimum wage jobs, and has no rights as a citizen. While Randy will be able to finish high school, minimum wage jobs are in his future and he’ll have no rights when he turns 18. You’re responsible for Adam’s welfare and Amy is responsible for her brother’s welfare.”

“That’s correct,” smiled Janice.

“So do you have a contract with Adam?”

“I’ve had a contract with Adam since our wedding day when he signed over his testicles and ejaculate.”

“How about Randy?”

“I signed over his testicles and ejaculate to Amy when Randy started puberty at 12 and Amy was 8.”

Sally looked at Amy. “Wow, eight? Weren’t you a lucky girl,” she smiled.

“Thanks.” Amy beamed.

“Why did she sign over your brother’s testicles and ejaculate?”

“Mom wanted me to learn responsibility for my brother. Even though we have a pet Great Dane, Brutus, she said that wasn’t the same. Mom said that as I grew older I’d need to know how to handle a human male, how to take care of them when I had a family.”

Sally nodded then smiled. “You keep them on a scrotum leash, make sure they behave themselves, take them in for health check-ups, and most important that they deposit their ejaculate at a milking location. It’s like your father and brother are pets around the house.” The others chuckled.

Amy smiled. “My health teacher said the same thing.”

“Oh? Tell us.”

“She said that male dogs and human males are mostly the same. Both are pets and need to be cared for. But she said the big difference was that male dogs have more rights than a castrated or uncastrated human male. Which is one of the reasons mom and I don’t have my dad or brother castrated.”

“Do you and your mom consider Brutus a pet?”

Amy looked at her mom then back to Sally. “Oh, no. He is a full fledged member of our family. He has the run of the house, unlike my father and brother.”

Sally looked at Janice. “Have you and Amy considered having Adam and Randy castrated?”

“We have no intention of castrating them just to castrate them,” Janice replied.

Sally looked over at Amy. “How do you deal with your friends and classmates?”

“I do get a lot of peer pressure from my classmates, my teachers, and my friends to castrate my brother, but mom and I agree there is no need to take their testicles,” replied Amy.

“We already have a real male around the house, Brutus, and as long as Adam and Randy behave themselves, do as their told, and follow the rules of society, Amy and I see no need to take their testicles,” Janice added. Adam and Randy nodded their agreement.

Sally looked over at Adam. “Obviously, you managed to keep your testicles growing up. Was that a challenge?”

“In some ways yes,” Adam adjusted himself on the cloth seat. “My mother was a liberal and didn’t believe in castrating me or my father. She believed that as long as my father and I behaved and followed the rules, there was no need to take our testicles.” Adam smiled at his wife. “I married Janice at 20 and she was 18, just starting college. Like she says, I signed a contract giving her ownership of my testicles and ejaculate on our wedding day. I still deposit my ejaculate at the milking location when she makes an appointment for me. At 32, she’s young enough to have more kids.”

Sally smiled. “Do you have sex the old fashioned way?”

“Eww!” replied Janice smiling. Everybody laughed. “No way. I don’t want his messy liquid all over me.”

“How about Randy? Natural or test tube?”

“Test tube. There was no way I was going to have him implanted in me.” Janice looked at Amy. “But Amy, she was a natural birth. I wanted a daughter so I had the fertility clinic implant her in my uterus.”

“Adam were you natural or test tube?”

“Test tube. My mother didn’t want to ruin her figure.”

“Do you feel like a second class citizen, Adam?”

“I’ve been a second class citizen all my life. Brutus has more rights than Randy and I. As we all know National law doesn’t allow intact males in restaurants, but does allow male dogs. By local ordinance, Brutus can sit in the front seat of the car, while Randy and I can’t. Intact males aren’t allowed at public pools, while castrated males are. It really doesn’t bother me that I’m treated this way because it’s more important for Randy and I to support Janice and Amy.”

“How about you Randy? Are you ready to be treated as a second class citizen when you turn 18?”

“Yes. Even though mom signed over my testicles and ejaculate to my sister when I started puberty, it doesn’t bother me that I will be treated as a second class citizen when I turn 18.”

“How about your friends? Are they castrated?”

“All my schoolmates have been castrated by their mother or sister and since I’m intact by law they can’t be around me. I sit in the back of the classroom surrounded by a pexi-glass enclosure, I eat lunch by myself, sit at the back of the bus by myself.”

“So it doesn’t bother you that you won’t have citizenship privileges?”

“No. As long as I’m behaving myself in public, going to the milking location when my sister tells me too, and support her, I give her no reason to take my testicles.”