Which One Is Different?

From left to right Azi, Becca, and Hannah.

All three are juniors at Franklin High.

Becca and Hanna are identical twins, but so is Azi, whose sister Zoe is running laps.

All three are starters on Franklin High’s soccer team.

All three have IQs greater than 145.

All three are virgins. Becca and Hannah 69 almost every night as do Azi and Zoe.

Coach Grimes is talking to Coach Slurry. “So,” Coach Grimes asks, “say you could take any two of these girls to bed. Which one would you leave out?”

If you were Coach Slurry, what would your answer be?

Two sports coaches at Franklin High
Were musing about how they’d try
To steal the virginity
Of two out of three
Girls, with the third as standby.

That question had been posed by Coach Grimes,
Who had such fantasies many times.
Coach Slurry replied,
“I’m not sure that I’d
Do what might be considered sex crimes.”

Grimes assured him these girls were keen.
And that they all were at least sixteen.
That’s the age of consent.
And therefore, what that meant
Is it’s neither illegal nor obscene.

So, Coach Slurry imagined all three
Holding balls in their laps, maybe.
They’ would be totally bare,
Devoid of any pussy hair.
(At least, none that he could see.)

Slurry wanted to be fair and square.
He’d heard all three girls like to share
Oral sex together.
Now he wondered whether
It would be right to break up a pair.

And so, at last he chose the twins.
That’s where Grimes’ fantasy begins
To become nearly real.
The coach could almost feel
This game was a ‘win-win-win’.

Poem by Ashley