Selene
Copyright© 2022 by Old Man with a Pen
Chapter 34
All of them were older ... except for the twins who were paying volunteers. They were 17 ... my age. Extremely childish ... stupid jokes and full of themselves. Bodily functions caused snickers and asides ... like Bevis and Butthead ... who I had never heard of but were fully explained by ‘the adults’. The twins were ever after referred to as B&B.
I was expected to fall at their feet and worship. HA!
Monty Python ... a British comedy group ... was also explained ... with quotes.
I rented the series and binge watched over a weekend. I must have had the audio playing loudly because I was invaded. Lon ... the ROTC cadet, possessed a DVD of the Holy Grail and Life of Brian. Someone else had The Princess Bride and Pulp Fiction.
One of the women had The Big Lebowski. By the time that weekend was over, my place was THE place to go. The excavating crew bought their own beer and kept the fridge stocked. The ‘crew’ began taking me with when they bar-hopped.
My Education was sadly lacking., ... I had allowed the University first place ... my spiritual growth was stunted. I learned a lot. I found I was very good at Butt Quarters. Do you know Butt Quarters? No?
Allow me to elucidate. Butt Quarters is a game with 25 cent pieces ... tight jeans ... or loose silk running shorts ... and beer, in cups ... red plastic cups.
The gist of the game requires a single quarter to be dropped in a cup of beer. Don’t spill ... spillers buy the house a round.
The Quarter is clenched between butt cheeks ... the butt is maneuvered over a cup.
This can be done by a single person ... OR ... a team of four holding the bomber over the cup ... line it up ... and bombs away. Hits are rewarded.
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