Chapter 19: Unwanted Hard-Ons

“Errr ... well ... that is ... that is a very common question, sir, and one that all men have to address at some stage in their lives ... whether they come from a Nudist background or a Textile one. As a Nudist I still do find it somewhat inconvenient and perhaps a little embarrassing when my man down there decides to pop his head up and have a look around ... so to speak. Even though I am completely comfortable now with my penis being on full display I still find it rather awkward when I sometimes get a hard-on that just will not go down!”

Right now the only time Kaden could think of when he got a seemingly permanent erection was when he was alone in the classroom with Mrs Riaz or whenever he was around that girl with the cute dimples. That girl he now knew as Leanne and later on he was being asked to speak to her privately about Lifestyle Nudism. Kaden also just knew ... without a shadow of a doubt ... that he would have one stiff cock the whole time ... one permanent woody ... whether he liked it or not!

“Yer ... but what do you do about it? Do you jack off there and then or do you go around a corner and masturbate against a tree or something or do you just put up with it and let it get in the way until it decides it wants to go down. For gawd’s sake ... I’m fifty and I still get unwanted stiffies and I just think it would be weird to be naked around my own kids and their kids with my big knob sticking up at them. If I become a Nudist do I masturbate in front of them or get them to jerk me off ... or what!?”

The Nudist teacher stepped in at that point and said in reply to this fifty year old guy’s dilemma, “I think you might find your erection frequency dropping quite a lot once you are naked all the time. I used to get big hard erections every time my son’s girlfriend came over. You could see my dick poking all the way down my trouser leg or pushing out the front like a tent. I had to hive off to my bedroom for awhile until it went down or I was able to jerk off in the bathroom or something. Then one day the girl followed me into my bedroom when I had one of my stiffies. She said she understood the problem and was happy to jerk me off as long as I didn’t mind ... which I didn’t ... so she did! She jacked me off like she’d been doing it all her life. Even my own wife didn’t mind her doing it. Then when we became Nudists and we were all naked together and nobody minded who fucked who it stopped becoming a problem for some reason. Seeing my son’s girlfriend naked all the time and her seeing me naked all the time just seemed to stop me getting all those unwanted erections. I still do get the odd one now and then but then it is so easily fixed. I get her to wank me off until I shoot my load of semen into the air then I am right for ages after that. No more errant stiffies. Mind you I do actually enjoy it when she plays with my cock. She has these lovely soft hands and every now and then I actually try to get a hard-on just so I can get her to masturbate me into relief ... and oooooo ... it DOES feel good. Anyway ... that’s how I handled the unwanted hard-on problem. Hope it helps you somehow with your unwanted erections.”

The guy gave a little grunt and was about to ask something else when another woman jumped in with a different question aimed at the two naked girls. That question was a rather personal question at that ... very personal indeed!