I tried to pick up a woman in the hotel bar. Her response: “Why don’t we just skip to the part where you are tied face-down on my bed with my boyfriend’s cock in your ass?”

She couldn’t be serious, right? In any event, I politely declined. She did everything but laugh at my hasty retreat.

She’s attending the same conference and I kept seeing her. She would smile at me and flashed her panties more than once.

On the last night we ran into each other in the elevator.

On her floor, the door opened and she said, “Coming?”