The heat finally broke so we opened up the house and were on the couch when things started heating up between us. The couch, the floor, the coffee table, and eventually the bedroom. We used every toy we owned and we did it loud and proud! Exhausted, we curled up recovering when we heard this noise — applause!

Out the window, I saw a dozen of my neighbors sitting in lawn chairs around my bedroom window laughing their asses off. Did I mention we might have been a little loud? My GF took a freaking bow! No wonder I love her!