Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 94
Signs I saw in a store. Some pretty good ones. Enjoy!
Nothing says, “I MEAN BUSINESS,” like using a shopping cart at the LIQUOR STORE.
When people tell me, “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver!
I named my dog “5 miles” so I can tell people I WALK FIVE MILES EVERY DAY.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
Depresso: That feeling you get when you run out of COFFEE.
A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey.
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