Chapter 93

Alphqwe suggestion for Halloween!!!!

STOP BUYING PLASTIC SKELETONS!!! It’s bad for the environment!

Locally sourced real skeletons are much better for the environment.

When someone says to me “You look familiar do I know you?”

I respond with “Do you watch porn?”

From Reltney McFee with thanks

Another candidate:

From The Reader’s Digest, decades and decades ago: A corpsman was holding sick call one morning, and a soldier showed up. The corpsman directed the soldier to go to the sink, and wash his hands, and then sit down.

“Do you want me to wash both of them”, the soldier asked.

“Nope! Just wash one of them, but, turn just a bit, so I can see how you do it!”

Old-Grey-Duck has a way of handling Halloween!!!

I told my boss that I plan to dress as a ghost for Halloween. I will be there but he won’t see me.