Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 91
ItsOnlyRocketScience Submitted this set of puns today titled “Prehistoric Puns”.
What do you call a polite dinosaur?
1. A please-iosaurus
2. If you see a dinosaur dancing to old-time rock-n-roll, what do you say?
Tyrannosaurus rocks!
3. What do you call a big cat in a pinstripe suit with a briefcase?
A saber-toothed lawyer.
4. What do you call a coin-collecting reptile from the past?
A dime-etrodon.
5. What do you call a caveman from the Southern Hemisphere who swears all the time?
An australia-pithe-cuss, mate!
6. What do you call a flying reptile with a rip in its wing?
A p-tear-osaurus.
7. What do you call a dinosaur that only eats in greasy spoons?
A diner-nyncus.
8. What do you call a dinosaur that just graduated from college?
A diploma-docus.
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