Chapter 91

ItsOnlyRocketScience Submitted this set of puns today titled “Prehistoric Puns”.

What do you call a polite dinosaur?

1. A please-iosaurus

2. If you see a dinosaur dancing to old-time rock-n-roll, what do you say?
Tyrannosaurus rocks!

3. What do you call a big cat in a pinstripe suit with a briefcase?
A saber-toothed lawyer.

4. What do you call a coin-collecting reptile from the past?
A dime-etrodon.

5. What do you call a caveman from the Southern Hemisphere who swears all the time?
An australia-pithe-cuss, mate!

6. What do you call a flying reptile with a rip in its wing?
A p-tear-osaurus.

7. What do you call a dinosaur that only eats in greasy spoons?
A diner-nyncus.

8. What do you call a dinosaur that just graduated from college?
A diploma-docus.

9. What do you call a large group of dinosaurs that received medals?
A mass distinction.

10. What do you call a limping dinosaur?
A sore-apod.

11. What do you call a dinosaur often found in narrow passages between buildings?
An alley-saurus

12. What do you call a small hairy mammal from the last Ice Age?
A wooly marmot.

13. What do you call an animal that eats birds?
A bill collector.

14. What do you call an ancient aquatic animal that could really use dentures?
A try-lo-bite.

15. What do you call a dinosaur with a medium-rare backbone?
A steak-osaurus.

16. What do you call ancient mammals that Superman keeps as pets?
Krypt-odonts.

Cheers!

TK

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