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Jokes and Giggles Part Three

Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 88

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Q. what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

A. Doyouthinkhesaurus

Q. what do you call a gay dinosaur?

A. A megasoreass (megasauras)

Alphqwe is at it again!!! ?

Many people say that I light up a room.

It’s called arson and they’re called witnesses.


Next week is Diarrhea awareness.

Runs until Friday.


I pulled out a nose hair to see just how painful it would be.

Judging by the way the man sleeping next to me on the bus streamed it hurt a lot!


Please stop placing flyers on my cars windshield!

I’m not interested in seeing the band Parking Violation!


When I was 15 my dad gave me the money to pay for the electric bill and said that I should go to the Electric company and pay. Instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a new truck. Dad beat my ass.

The next day there was a new truck in our driveway and everyone in my family was in tears, especially me because it was from the Electric company and they had come to turn our power off.

 
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