Chapter 87

Farseas has a complaint!!

The cow jokes were udderly disgusting.

Tucson is into scientific research

The wondrous human mind in all it does can not measure the turd you just expelled you have to get up and look.

Mimauk, I think he is referring to his EX

A girl was granted two wishes.

First she asked for big tits - they grew to 38DD.

Next she asked for a real tight cunt - she’ll probably ring you later.

Alphqwe with another offering!

A man walked into a bar with a small fairy on his shoulder.

As he walked up to the bar the fairy flew over to the bar’s piano and started playing a haunting beautiful song.

The bartender asked him where he got the fairy.

“There’s a genie out in front of this bar granting wishes.”

The bartender ran out the front door, then came back inside a few minutes later followed by a huge number of ducks.

“THAT GENIE IS HARD OF HEARING!” he shouted. “I asked for a million bucks!”

“I know!” said the man, “Did you think that I asked for an eleven-inch pianist?