Chapter 86

StarFleet Carl

I do not take credit for any of these being original.

When I was little, my favorite memory was making sandcastles with my grandfather. Then my mother took the urn away.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken came in a different box.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Which Spice Girl can carry the most gas? Geri can.

A limbo champion walks into a bar. He loses!

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave.

Did you hear the cross-eyed rabbi got fired from doing circumcisions? Yeah, he got the sack.

bezerk77 did a full research on this one 😊

Q. how do you catch a pair of bra’s? A. set a booby trap. (.)(.)

Alphqwe came up with these ... many thanks

Yesterday I came home and found my wife with three of her friends. “Hi honey, we were wondering if you would like to have a foursome.” she said. Three minutes later I appeared with my cock in my hand and they had Tennis rackets in theirs.

The right way to tell a woman what to do with her body. No don’t bury him in the back yard! Attach weights and sink him in one of the Great Lakes!!!

Earl_John13, thanks for this one!!!

Did you hear about the two hippies that died from drinking milk?

The cow sat on them!

Myoung214 must lead an interesting life!!! 😊

I do volleyball officiating and during timeouts or between sets the line judges who are often teenage girls come over to the ref stand. If I don’t have mistakes to correct, I trade jokes with them

One was about Pizza but it was too cheesy to tell

Do you know what a pile of cats is called?

A Meowtain.

There is also a string of Cow jokes, some which I got here.

What do cows do in Saturday nights?

Go to the Movies.

How do cows get there?

On their Mootorcycles.

What is their favorite brand of cycle?

Cowasaki!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Did you hear about the dancing cow?

She got the mooves like Jagger.

Did you know what the hardest subject at cow school is?

Cowculus

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture your bed time.

How do farmers count cows?

With a cowculator!

Where do cows eat lunch?

In the calfeteria.

What do you call a sad cow?

Moo-dy.

What do you call a cow that can’t make milk?

A milk dud.

I am sure your readers will milk these jokes for all they are worth.