Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 86
StarFleet Carl
I do not take credit for any of these being original.
When I was little, my favorite memory was making sandcastles with my grandfather. Then my mother took the urn away.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken came in a different box.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Which Spice Girl can carry the most gas? Geri can.
A limbo champion walks into a bar. He loses!
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave.
Did you hear the cross-eyed rabbi got fired from doing circumcisions? Yeah, he got the sack.
bezerk77 did a full research on this one ?
Q. how do you catch a pair of bra’s? A. set a booby trap. (.)(.)
Alphqwe came up with these ... many thanks
Yesterday I came home and found my wife with three of her friends. “Hi honey, we were wondering if you would like to have a foursome.” she said. Three minutes later I appeared with my cock in my hand and they had Tennis rackets in theirs.
The right way to tell a woman what to do with her body. No don’t bury him in the back yard! Attach weights and sink him in one of the Great Lakes!!!
Earl_John13, thanks for this one!!!
Did you hear about the two hippies that died from drinking milk?
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