Chapter 81

Thank Alphqwe for these two!

In the darkened room the Mystic gazed into the crystal ball, then spoke to the women who had come to learn about her future life.

“I have some terrible news; I must tell you that your husband will meet an untimely death by poisoning!”

The costumer gasps, stared down at hands for a long time then asked, “Will I be acquitted?”

I accidentally drank holy water when I took my laxatives.

I’m going to start a religious movement.