Chapter 80

For those who need to know everything:

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood Plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh, go ahead ... I’ll wait.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your ass!)

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

The King of Hearts is the only King WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class...

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?) It tells you that women are going in the ‘right’ direction!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first ‘Marlboro Man’.

The ten most valuable brand names on earth: Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds, Samsung, Intel, and Toyota, in that order.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

And the best for last!

Turtles can breathe through their BUTTS! (I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)

So! Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on. And stop folding that DAMN PAPER!

AND FINALLY...

A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t sell you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “Well You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”