Chapter 8

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OldGreyDuck is trying to make a few bucks, help him out. ☺

FOR SALE: John Deere Tractor. Missing seat & steering wheel. Great for someone who lost his ass and doesn’t know which way to turn.

FOR SALE: Prosthetic leg. Makes a great stocking stuffer.

FOR SALE: Golden Retriever. He is 18 months old and has yet to retrieve any gold. I should have gotten a metal detector.

FOR SALE: Dead budgie. Cheap!

FOR SALE: 2018 Honda Motorcycle. Low miles, runs great. Recently serviced at dealer. Was purchased without consent of loving wife. Seems “Do whatever the fuck you want!” didn’t mean what I thought it did. Call...

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Biiguy

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you. (Bennet Cerf)

“A man’s rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.” ― Frederick Douglass

“When you disarm the people, you commence to offend them and show that you distrust them either through cowardice or lack of confidence, and both of these opinions generate hatred.” ― Niccolo Machiavelli

“Though defensive violence will always be ‘a sad necessity’ in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men.” ― Saint Augustine

“One man with a gun can control 100 without one.” ― Vladimir Lenin

“What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms.” ― Thomas Jefferson

“Foolish liberals who are trying to read the Second Amendment out of the Constitution by claiming it’s not an individual right or that it’s too much of a public safety hazard, don’t see the danger in the big picture. They’re courting disaster by encouraging others to use the same means to eliminate portions of the Constitution they don’t like.” ― Alan M. Dershowitz

“To disarm the people... [i]s the most effectual way to enslave them.” ― George Mason

“All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party.” ― Mao Zedong

“As for gun control advocates, I have no hope whatever that any facts whatever will make the slightest dent in their thinking ― or lack of thinking.” ― Thomas Sowell

That rifle on the wall of the laborer’s cottage or working-class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.” ― George Orwell

“We don’t let them have ideas. Why would we let them have guns?” ― Joseph Stalin

“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.” ― Clint Eastwood

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and passed on ... or we will spend our sunset years telling our children’s children what it was like in the United States when men were free.” ― Ronald Reagan

I’ve made the following statement for 20 years or more.

If they can’t predict the weather tomorrow, how can they predict the weather 100 years from now?

You should hear the howling I get from some of the government funded “college grads” when I make this statement.

Good friends are like fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar.

If you’re illiterate, you probably live your life by a set of unwritten rules.

I try to live my life as if every day was the first. That’s why I take very long naps, and cry a lot until somebody brings me milk.

My father and grandfather both worked for the DMV. I come from a long line of long lines...

The man who invented the TV remote passed away. They found him at home between the couch cushions.

The original i-Pad was called the Etch-a-sketch

I realized that people called me “sweetie” because of my diabetes...

In the old days, parents took care of A.D.D. with a B.E.L.T. (And it worked... )

Never buy insurance from a Christian insurance agency, because for them, everything is an act of God, and they won’t cover it.

The US is the only country in the world where you can take French toast, English muffins, Canadian bacon, and Belgian waffles, and call it the All-American breakfast.

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