Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 8
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OldGreyDuck is trying to make a few bucks, help him out. ☺
FOR SALE: John Deere Tractor. Missing seat & steering wheel. Great for someone who lost his ass and doesn’t know which way to turn.
FOR SALE: Prosthetic leg. Makes a great stocking stuffer.
FOR SALE: Golden Retriever. He is 18 months old and has yet to retrieve any gold. I should have gotten a metal detector.
FOR SALE: Dead budgie. Cheap!
FOR SALE: 2018 Honda Motorcycle. Low miles, runs great. Recently serviced at dealer. Was purchased without consent of loving wife. Seems “Do whatever the fuck you want!” didn’t mean what I thought it did. Call...
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Biiguy
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you. (Bennet Cerf)
“A man’s rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.” ― Frederick Douglass
“When you disarm the people, you commence to offend them and show that you distrust them either through cowardice or lack of confidence, and both of these opinions generate hatred.” ― Niccolo Machiavelli
“Though defensive violence will always be ‘a sad necessity’ in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men.” ― Saint Augustine
“One man with a gun can control 100 without one.” ― Vladimir Lenin
“What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms.” ― Thomas Jefferson
“Foolish liberals who are trying to read the Second Amendment out of the Constitution by claiming it’s not an individual right or that it’s too much of a public safety hazard, don’t see the danger in the big picture. They’re courting disaster by encouraging others to use the same means to eliminate portions of the Constitution they don’t like.” ― Alan M. Dershowitz
“To disarm the people... [i]s the most effectual way to enslave them.” ― George Mason
“All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party.” ― Mao Zedong
“As for gun control advocates, I have no hope whatever that any facts whatever will make the slightest dent in their thinking ― or lack of thinking.” ― Thomas Sowell
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