Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 79
Af9023 Is to Be Thanked for This Item!!!
Mrs. Meister was teaching her 3rd.grade class fairly complex words in sentences. Mrs. Meister decided to give little Johnny the word fascinate, Even though Mrs. Meister knew that little Johnny, had a passion for using foul language, she couldn’t see any possible way for this to happen. Johnny said the word “fascinate” and went on to use it in a sentence. “My sister has a blouse that has twelve buttons on it, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate.”
Thank Tucson for this one:
A husband and wife were very competitive and always trying to out do each other. One after noon the husband walked over and pissed on a tree in the field. His wife said I can piss higher than you can. She walked to the tree dropping her pants a leaning back she pissed on the tree. The husband laughing at her and pulled his dick out. His wife then said NO HANDS.
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