Chapter 75

Here is one from Writer Mick

An acquaintance of mine that is a physician, told this story about her then four-year-old daughter.

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

‘Be still, my beating heart,’ thought my friend, ‘my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!’

Then the child spoke into the instrument: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?”

Jmccosh is responsible for this one:

What did Mick Jager say when he walked into the Playboy Mansion and found Hugh Hefner humping Denis Weaver?

Hey Hugh Get off of McCloud.