Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 74
Alphqwe provided a couple more, again many thanks!!!
A great looking blond woman went to a store selling curtains and asked to see some pink ones.
After a great deal of time she picked a lovely multi-hewed pink with dark pink flowers pattern.
“An excellent choice.” said the salesman, “And what length would you need it?”
“My computer monitor is 24 inches” she replied “So that’s the length I’ll need.”
“But miss computers don’t need curtains!”
“Mine has windows.” she responded.
Mr. Piper went to his doctor very worried about his penis having some how shrunken and changed its color.
After a series of tests the doctor told him that his wife’s use of a vinegar based douche meant that he now had a pickled pecker.
The secret to making a wife go mmmmmmmmmm all night long is ... duck tape.
Old-Grey-Duck is at it again, here is two more, many thanks:
A man goes to the movies and is surprised to see a woman in the row in front of him sitting next to a German Shepherd. Throughout the movie, the dog laughs at all the funny parts, along with the rest of the audience.
As the credits roll at the end of the movie, the man says to the woman: “Wow! This might sound strange, but I think your dog really enjoyed the movie!”
The woman smiles and answers: “I know! He hated the book!”
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, and enticing Poodle.
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