Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 73
sir-s sent us this one, thanks!!
an old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President ... The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, “Dozens of times each day.” Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the President when he comes by.” Upon being told, the President asked, “Same hen every time?” The reply was, “Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.” President: “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”
Alphqwe is telling us just how rough it is at his abode!!!
Due to the shortages in the supermarket I decided to improvise. Dinner was a risotto with some locally foraged mushrooms. It was delicious. After dinner entertainment was a male Walsh choir of purple elephants singing Meatloafs Bat Out of Hell with a light show.
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