Chapter 72

Compliments of Billstories

A lady walks into Harrod’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere nearby.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrod’s.

He politely greets the lady with, “Good day, madam. How may we help you today?”

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, “What is the price of this Lovely bracelet?”

The salesman answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, I can only imagine what you are going to do when I tell you the price!”

Biiguy blessed us with this:

Have you heard about the super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.