Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 69
You can thank StarFleet Carl for the following!!
I was going to tell you a time travel joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
A man was late to the cannibal party. He got the cold shoulder.
Most people go to sleep, but a kleptomaniac takes a nap.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
A man goes to funeral and asks the widow, ‘Mind if I say a word?’ She replies, ‘Please, do.’ The man clears his throat and says, ‘Plethora.’ The widow replies, ‘Thanks. That means a lot.’
Another man comes up and say, ‘Mind if I say a word, too?’ She says, ‘Please, do.’ The man clears his throat, and says, ‘Bargain.’ The widow replies, ‘Thanks, that means a great deal.’
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