Chapter 66

Compliments of OldGreyDuck

One Sunday morning, a preacher paused his sermon and looked at three men who were sitting in the front row. He asked: “If your family and friends were standing next to your coffin at your funeral, what would you like them to say?”

Man #1: “He was a good man, devoted to his family.”

Man #2: “He was always kind to others.”

Man #3: “Hey look! He’s moving!”

A couple from alphqwe

Little Susie Lee asked her Pa “What is the things that you blow and make a wish?”. “There called Breathlerlizers. “ he replied

I was fired from my job for asking smoking or non-smoking! Apparently, the right questions were cremation or burial!