Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 63
HarryCarton offers some continuing education!!!!!
Science Joke:
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop offers to take his luggage up to the room
“Oh,” says the photon, “I don’t have any. I’m travelling light.”
Thanks to Tucson for the following!!
Seymour Shapiro, 85, goes for his half year checkup.
His doctor says, “So, Seymour, how have you been feeling?”
“Never better, doctor! You know after my Becky died; I was lonely! Not anymore!! I met a beautiful 25 year old shiksa, who happens to love me for myself, not my money! We got married, and guess what!? She’s expecting my baby!! Now what do you think of that?”
The doctor leans back in his chair, tents his fingers together, pondering the question.
Then the doctor says, “Let me tell you a little story, Seymour. I have a friend, pretty much about your age, who loves hunting, in fact, he never misses a season.
One fall day, he sets off to go hunting. Trudging through the woods, he sees a huge male beaver by a lake. He goes to pick up his gun, and realizes that he brought his cane by accident, instead.
Well, he’s so disappointed, but he decides, just for the hell of it, to lift his cane, aim it at the animal, as if it were his rifle, and goes, ‘bang bang’!
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