Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 6
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A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling COVID protection masks.
The Taliban terrorist asked, “Do you have water?”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a mask? They are only $5.”
The Taliban shouted hysterically, “Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your masks I need water!”
“Sorry, I have none, just masks - and only $5.”
“Pahh! A curse on your masks! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but ... I must conserve my energy and find water!”
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