Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 51
Another Gem from john amann
Short Story
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, “PIG!” Man yells out window, “BITCH!”
Man rounds curve. Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.
Thought for the day: If men would just listen.
More Gems from john amann
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but I miss her still.
What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
Just so everyone is clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
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