Chapter 50

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Mary in the mountain glen, seduced herself with a fountain pen. The pen it broke, the ink ran wild and she gave birth to a blue-black child. She called the bastard Stephen, she called the bastard Stephen, she called the bastard Stephen, cause that was the name of the ink.

Oh! Father, my Father, I am in distress, I left a young girl in a terrible mess. Her dress is all torn and her tits are all bear and there’s something inside her that shouldn’t be there. Oh! Son my son, you should have known better, when I was your age, I used a French Letter. Oh! Father, my Father, don’t do me unjust, I used one of those but the fucking thing bust.