Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 5
No Speak English!
A German woman married a American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.
The poor lady didn’t speak English but was able to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request so, in desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
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