Chapter 47

Dorsetmike give us a play on Words!

I paid a lot of money to hire a Rolls-Royce.

When I went to collect the car it turned out there was no-one to drive it.

All that investment and I had nothing to chauffeur it!

HarryCarton’s play words!!

Just a quickie:

Yesterday, I got gas for $1.39

I had lunch at Taco Bell

Alphqwe’s Play on words, enjoy!!

Remember that there is a great deal of deference between a man and a woman saying that that he or she went through a whole box of tissues watching movies

From a newspaper ad in the 1920s:

Don’t kill your wife with hard house work, USE electricity!

jus-dafax Has a hobby~~

Me: Doc, I’ve hurt my penis in a surfing accident.

Doctor: Did you fall off your board?

Me: No, I slammed my laptop shut when my wife walked into the room.