Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 45
Alphqwe contributed a few more: Enjoy
As I think about all the people who I have lost this year I have come to realize that tour guide may not be the job for me.
I was banging this really hot woman when we heard the front door open. “Quick. That’s my husband! Try the back door!” She said. I really should have run but I don’t get offers like that every day.
My wife tried to humiliate me by saying that I’m a lousy lover to her female friends. They all laughed and said she was wrong.
Irvmull provided this one!
Life continues to confound me.
Environmentalists say we must eliminate meat from our diet, because cow flatulence is driving climate change.
They tell us to eat rice, peas and BEANS instead.
I’m not all that good at math, but seems like replacing 1 billion farting cows with 8 billion farting humans ain’t exactly an improvement.
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