Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 41
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed”, she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
She did. The doctor then pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma.”
“But I’m glad I came.”
Aldo has important info to share:
My physician was worried about exercise, so I bought a smart watch to track it.
At 3000 steps it warns me: “Whoa man, this is way over top, take it easy now, for a few days at least.”
Modern technology is wonderful.
Aldo referencing Shakespeare (whom I personally hated) For those who have incontinence problems The Great Bard offers consolation:
To pee, or not to pee: that is the question: Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?
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