Chapter 40

Alphqwe is still at it!!!

Little Susie asked her mother “Why haven’t you starved to death?”

“What do you mean?” Her mother replied.

“Daddy says you haven’t swallowed since your honeymoon.”

Jimq Contribution, many thanks

A friend of mine is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and eloquent in her language. She and her husband were planning a week’s vacation, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped but did not know quite how to ask about the toilet facilities. She could not bring herself to write the word toilet in her letter.

After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old-fashioned term bathroom commode, but when she wrote that down, she still thought that was being a bit too forward. So she started all over again and re-wrote the entire letter referring to the bathroom commode simply as B. C. Does the campground actually have its own B. C.? is what she actually wrote in her letter.