Chapter 4

Biiguy with more:

Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Custody Case.

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.

After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, “Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?”