Chapter 35

jus-dafax, contributed many thanks!!!

I’ve got a couple of short ones for you today. I hope you enjoy them.

Question: What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu to a Pit bull? Answer: Bullshit.

I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but she figured out that I was only after my money.

It’s been almost two months since I ordered the book “How to Scam People Online” and it still hasn’t arrived.

I got pulled over in the HOV lane for driving alone. My defense was that due to social distancing, my passenger was in the car behind me.