Chapter 32

topagent1963 can be so helpful!

My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill- so I sent him a get well soon card

Alphqwe is adding his two cents

Looks like it’s going to be a really cold winter.

The squirrels have been collecting extra nuts and three of my relatives have gone missing.

topagent1963 has added more

here is another- A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut down a tree as he swung his ax the tree said “wait I am a talking tree” The lumberjack grinned a replied “and you will dialogue”

We can always count on the Old_Grey_Duck

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.

The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?’

‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, ‘Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’

Larry quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!’

Larry’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him.’

Larry asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”