Chapter 30

Old_Grey_Duck with his thought for the day:::

Did you know that a group of porcupines is called a “prickle”?

Old_Grey_Duck continues to try and enlighten us!!

The following new cross-breeds are being recognized at the Kennel Club.

Collie + Lhasa Apso; Collapso. A dog that folds up easily for transport.

Pointer + Setter; Poinsetter. A new traditional Holiday Pet.

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso; Peekapso. An abstract dog.

Terrier + Bulldog; Terribul. Not a “good boy” at all.

Bloodhound + Labrador; Blabrador. He barks non-stop.

Malamute + Pointer; Moot Point. Typically owned by ... Well, it doesn’t really matter.

Collie + Malamute; Commute. A dog that travels to/from work.

Deerhound+ Terrier; Derriere. A dog that’s true to the end.

Bulldog + Shitzu ... Well, I’m thinking you can figure that one out.

Alphqwe story of whoa ~~~

Just my luck.

It’s been said that your chances of hitting a lottery is the same as being stuck by lightning. I can tell you that it is true.

One day on the off chance of winning I bought a lottery ticket and won enough money to pay for the hospital bill because I was hit by lightning after taking two steps out the door of the gas station.