Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 27
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One day, a little old lady, well into her 70’s decides to give into a life-long desire and join a Motorcycle Gang. She goes to the local Biker Bar and sits down with the leader and tells him she wants to join up. The leader thinks this is amusing, but says he does have a few questions.
Bike Gang Leader (BGL): “First, do you have a motorcycle?” Little Old Lady (LOL): “Yes. I parked right outside.” She points to a brand new Harly.
BGL: “Do you drink?”
LOL: “Yup. Like a fish. Drank a bar dry of tequila not too long ago.”
BGL: “Do you smoke?”
LOL: “Well, cutting back to 2 packs a day. And I like my pipe with a little ‘whacky-tobacky’ on occasion, if you catch my meaning.”
The Leader is very impressed. “Okay, last question. Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?”
The Lady pauses a moment to think. “Nope. But I have been swung around by my nipples a few times.”
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