Chapter 26

Old_Grey_Duck shows his generosity

A man came up to me and asked for a dollar. I told him that I only carried large bills. He said he would take one. I gave him my electric bill.

Now that the Holiday Season is over, I wanted to inform everyone that Christmas trees really enjoy having all those decorations removed. They’re delighted.

Friends- Please be careful

Yesterday, I went to a Post-Christmas Party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails followed by a few shots...

I still had the sense to know that I was over my limit. That’s when I decided to what I have never done before: I took a taxi Home.

Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before! I don’t even know where I got it from and now that it is in my garage, I don’t know what to do with it!