Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 25
Anna provided this one!!!!
Meeting three Texans I said to the one from San Antonio “Pretty hot there” “yeah but it’s a dry heat not so bad.”
I ask the cowboy from Amarillo “Gets cold in the winter?” “Yeah, but it’s a dry cold not too bad.”
Before I can say anything to the old man from Beaumont, he just grins “It’s a dry rain.”
Billstories contribution, thanks
Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal
Adult Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.
But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone. Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The King despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King,
“If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.”
The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition.
Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King’s wealth.
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