Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 22
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OldGreyDuck has a New Year Problem, can anyone help?????
It was a very sad and disappointing day, when I discovered that my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely.
And he has More!!!
Happy New Year, Everyone! Here are some titles for upcoming Best-Sellers that you can look forward to.
“How to write big books.” by Warren Peace
“The Lion Attacked.” By Claude Yarmoff
“The Art of Archery.” by Beau N. Arrow
“Songs for Children.” by Barbara Blacksheep
“Irish Heart Surgery.” by Angie O’Plasty
“Crossing the Desert.” by I. Rhoda Camel
“The Cloakroom Attendant.” by Mahatma Coates
“I Lost My Balance.” by Eileen Dover & Phil Down
“Positive Re-Enforcement.” by Wade Ago
“The Philippine Post Office.” by Imelda Letter
“Stop Arguing.” by Xavier Breath
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TheXZMouse has something to say ... enjoy!!!!
Here is another one for you (a bit longer this time). I hope no one thinks it is bigoted; I first heard it from a rabbi and thought it was very funny:
Silverman’s adult son comes to visit him and says, “Papa, I have made a decision. I am going to travel to Jerusalem, and I am going to convert to become a Christian.” Silverman is upset by this news, but his son’s mind is made up. Poor Silverman does not know what to do.
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