Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 18
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A very angry man storms into a bar waving a pistol shouting “This is a Colt 1911 45 automatic with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber for the guys who have had sex with my wife!”
Someone shouted back “You’re going need more ammo!!!”
Old_Grey_Duck keeps them coming, many thanks!!!!
It’s okay to talk to yourself. And it’s okay to answer yourself. But it’s sad when you have to repeat yourself because you were not listening.
Karl Marx is a well-known historical figure. Sadly, few people remember his sister, Onya, who invented the Starter Pistol.
The sweater I got as a Christmas gift kept picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to exchange it for another one, free of charge.
And then there was the cowboy who bought so many horses at the auction, he ... well ... He bid off more than he could shoe.
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero.
Remember: People who are passionate about studying Astronomy, REALLY need their space.
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