Jokes and Giggles Part Three - Cover

Jokes and Giggles Part Three

Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 155

MooseBreath

How is a pitch that has been batted into the bleachers behind the dugout like a group of pigeons wearing tuxedos and evening gowns dancing waltzes?

They are both fowl balls.


Trump was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, and they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Trump says to the chauffeur: “You get out and check, you were driving.”

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and then reports that the animal is dead.

“You were driving; go and tell the farmer,” said Trump.

 
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