Chapter 154

From tavern_knight

An egg is the only thing on the planet that has to go thru two assholes before you call it shit.

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From Harry Carton Here’s a couple that might be new.

Al Tabor, the reputed author of the “Hokey Pokey” song, died at the age of 93, last week. There was some disturbance at his funeral, unfortunately. They put his left foot in the coffin -- and, well, you know what happened after that.

Max Birnbaum, the inventor of the Multiplex Movie Theaters died last week. Max was 83. Funeral services will be held at 2:00, 2:20, 2:45, 3:10, and 3:50.

From alphqwe I asked if could run my finger through her hair. She said yes. The fight started just after I felt her upper lip.