Jokes and Giggles Part Three - Cover

Jokes and Giggles Part Three

Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 15

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From johnew1953 Another non-PC joke:

Walked into my house Friday night and my wife was gone and a note nailed to the wall said. “We have your wife, if you want to see her again alive, we want £1,000,000, do not call the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.” l tell you what? They weren’t joking about being determined! Since Saturday morning I’ve had 72 missed calls... ?

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A fellow worker: now retired, once told me “I do not make threats, I just calmly explain the cause and effects of their stupidity!

In school, my music teacher, said “I hit all the right notes perfectly, just not necessarily in the right order”

 
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