Chapter 15

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From johnew1953 Another non-PC joke:

Walked into my house Friday night and my wife was gone and a note nailed to the wall said. “We have your wife, if you want to see her again alive, we want £1,000,000, do not call the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.” l tell you what? They weren’t joking about being determined! Since Saturday morning I’ve had 72 missed calls... 😀

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A fellow worker: now retired, once told me “I do not make threats, I just calmly explain the cause and effects of their stupidity!

In school, my music teacher, said “I hit all the right notes perfectly, just not necessarily in the right order”

My father once told me that after he saw a old harley chopper. “Looks like the offspring of a motor cycle knocking up a riding lawn mower with no deck!”

When someone says anything about hell freezing over, They mean hot food and even hotter beer.

Another bunch of random sayings from different people:

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty

Somebody is due for an ass kicking and I’m wearing the boots to do it!

Those guys are rabid dogs and I’m the dog catcher.

It’s better being a little crazy than a stark raving lunatic!

May the new year bring health and happiness to all!

T.J.

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