Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 147
Alphqwe, is attempting to pick a side income.
For sale. Parachute used once. Never opened.
Mimauk has Some Observations
1. The biggest joke of mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t robots.
2. When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”
3. It’s weird being the same age as old people.
4. Just once I want a username and password prompt to say- CLOSE ENOUGH.
5. If I am ever on life support, unplug me and plug me back in to see if that works.
6. Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and think, “That can’t be accurate.”
7. Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
8. If Adam and Eve were Cajuns, they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
9. We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages ... Metamucil and Ensure.
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