Chapter 144

Biiguy was thinking about the group!!

Try this one:

A very naughty flaxen-haired child was walking through the forest, when she came upon a tavern. She entered, and saw an apparently unoccupied table with three steins, one with Tuborg, one with Heineken, and the third with Coors. She drinks them all up, when three very pissed-off men show up, drag her outside and beat the crap out of her.

THAT is the story of Goldilocks and the three beers.