Chapter 140

After many years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:

“Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.”

So, I said to my wife:

“It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems!